40 years of Obtuseness

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I was thinking how long a learning curve it is to attain enough knowledge to race a bike intelligently. If you’re really on top of everything, about the number of years it takes your body to morph into a efficient rider, your brain has enough knowledge to allow you to perform well.

I usually get stuff pretty quickly. It only took me two years on the Professional MTB scene to figure out that everyone falls down once in a while and there is nothing to be embarrassed about doing so. Other observations and tricks took longer.

Anyway, I was on the ride yesterday and we were talking about fighting. I remembered a fight that I had back in elementary school when I was in 5th grade.

I went to public schools here in Topeka, Kansas. Right next door to my elementary school was a private Catholic School that had grades 1-8. A tall chain link fence separated the two school grounds. One day during lunch, a verbal argument through the fence escalated into rock throwing. And finally meeting at the end of the fence to fight.

So a big group of us went to the end of the fence to fight a big group of “them”. But, when we got to the end of the fence, everyone sort of chickened out. Finally, my best friend came up with this great idea that one guy from each school should fight for everyone. Immediately I was the guy. I was probably 5 ft. tall and weighed 85 lbs. The Catholic guy was a 8th grader that was at least 50 lbs heavier than me.

I didn’t want to fight, but the guy punched me instantly. So, I was pissed and tackled him to the ground. I’d been fighting with my brother ever since I could walk, so I was pretty familiar with fighting tactics. I finally got the guy in a head lock with my legs, choking him. (That was the position I was always trying to attain fighting Kris.) He kept trying to hit me in the balls, but I just told him I was going to punch him in the face, and then punch him in the face, every time he hit me in the crotch. He stopped pretty quickly.

After laying there for awhile, maybe 5 minutes, the bell rang and everyone went inside. I kept trying to let the guy go, but he kept going crazy and hitting me every time I eased up with my leg pressure. So, we just stayed there on the ground at the end of the fence.

After about 10 minutes, the principle from my school, Dr. Frank Wilson, came striding across the schoolyard. Someone must of told him I was outside fighting. He was the principle of Monroe Elementary School that didn’t allow the Linda Brown to go to a all white school in Brown v. Board of Education, here in Topeka. That was the lawsuit that outlawed racial segregation in the United States. Anyway, Dr. Wilson pulled us apart and grabbed me by my collar and escorted me back to school. He told me to go to the restroom, wash up and report to his office.

I had been to his office multiple times. I’d been paddled by Dr. Wilson multiple times. That was standard procedure then. At least here, in Topeka. Anyway, I got back to his office and waited there forever. Probably 30 minutes. I was scared shitless. Eventually he opened his office door and called me in. I was positive I was going to get paddled. And he paddled hard with a paddle.

But, instead he told me to sit down. Then he asked me how I ended up the one fighting. And commented that I beat that big Catholic kid up pretty good. He then completely changed tact and asked me if I knew how to play chess. I did. He asked if I’d like to play him in a game of chess. I obviously said, “sure”, not knowing exactly what was going on.

So, I spent the rest of the afternoon in the principles office, playing chess with him and eating chocolate. I can’t remember who won. Wish I could. But, it doesn’t really matter. Not another word was spoken of the fight, calling my parents or punishment. When the final bell rang, he told me he had a very enjoyable afternoon and told me to get going. I felt like I just escaped the spanking of my life and I was super lucky.

I never really thought much about it since. But, a light bulb went off last night when I was laying there and thought that Dr. Wilson must of planned out that whole afternoon. Dr. Wilson had a PHD in education, I think. But, I’m not sure they could teach what he did that afternoon. His not paddling me and congratulating me on “winning” the fight went miles with all the students at Whitson Elementary School. Everyone in the school knew about my afternoon by the next morning. For sure.

I treated/thought of him differently my last two years. I think everyone did. He wasn’t “The Principle” anymore. He was on our side. I’d never thought of it that way.

It bothers me that it took this long to realize something so obvious. Most stuff comes pretty quickly to me. This whole thing makes me wonder how many other obtuse observations are really just simple and obvious. Probably tons.

8 thoughts on “40 years of Obtuseness

  1. Steve Sterling

    Times have changed. The days of being “scared shitless” waiting in the principles office are gone. My wife is a counselor in the school district – 2nd line support for discipline problems. She came home with a black eye, a bite mark and a nice scratch requiring a patch and a tetnus shot a few weeks ago. She works elementary school, this was a 4th grader, and it’s quite common for her to come home with this type of story.

    I got caught leading a band of elementary school thugs throwing rocks at an outcast kid in 3rd grade. I went to the office. I sat there “scared shitless”. I got my ass paddled hard and marched back to class bawling my eyes out. Guess who wasn’t the class bully anymore? The whole damn school remembered that moment and it went downhill for me from there 🙂

     
  2. Gina Poertner

    Steve,

    Your principal, Dr. Wilson, was my Uncle Frank, and it was great to read your story about him. He died a few years ago of brain cancer. I can definitely picture him asking if you knew how to play chess to get your mind turned around after the fight. The guy was very intelligent and I remember when I was little, watching him whip out the Sunday crossword in nothing flat. I started “helping” him so I could learn all of those cool words. I still have an affinity for crossword puzzles.

    I didn’t know he was principal at Monroe, though. Wish I would have had the opportunity to talk to him about that.

    Thanks so much for sharing your stories, especially this one.

    Gina

     
  3. Ted Lewandowski

    Great story – too bad he is no loner around to thank – incredible how much influence our educators have on us and how much we take that for granted when growing up.

    I attended a Catholic Elementary school taught by Franciscan nuns and a Catholic HS taught by Christian Brothers.

     
  4. Rod Lake

    I once told a school crossing guard he couldn’t get me in trouble for fighting, “because my dad was the principal.” Bad plan. Well, the crossing guard told my principal/dad what I had done and said. The Principal called me into his office and soon swatted me several times with a drilled-out wooden paddle (no game of chess was played). Several hours later he morphed into my dad and gave it to me again after he got home from work. I never used that strategy again. And I still have no plans to thank him.

     
  5. Jason

    It must be something about 5th grade. That was my 1st and last official “fight”. I was the 5th grader and a bunch of older kids tried to take over our recess. I remember seeing a good friend of mine pinned to the ground by this much larger kid. I ran over and knocked the bigger kid off and then pinned him to the ground. For some reason I decided to get up. Bad move. I didn’t know the kid I had pinned was a boxer. His left hand to my right jaw led to me on the ground taking a dirt nap for a minute. When I eventually came to, I too ended up in the principals office. Even though I was concussed, had a cracked molar and was visibly distraught my principal thought it would be a good idea if I stayed in school. Thankfully, my mom thought differently.

     

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