I think this is great. Your A sample comes back positive, so you come up with this idea to go and rob the DHL truck when it is delivering your B sample to the lab. I can hardly wait to see if it worked.
I rode The Tour of Guatemala back in the ’80’s. I think I won 2 or 3 stages there. Also, the points and mountains jerseys. And got the worst case of dysentery possible.
I remember a couple years back something like 4 out of the top 5 guys on GC were postive for EPO? I guess they didn’t test the 5th place guy. Note to self- avoid The Tour of Guatemala if given the chance to go.